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TheGoomba
post Oct 9 2005, 08:12 AM
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ill start with the best comedy of last yr, anchorman

"Ron Burgundy: Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's women.

Brian Fantana: I don't know, Ron.

Ron Burgundy: Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!"


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"Ron Burgundy: Ron Burgundy:
[when talking to Baxter]
Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
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"Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you. "

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Ron Burgundy: [thinks Baxter the dog has just called him] Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.


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...Dumped the b1tch down the next block!
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post Oct 9 2005, 09:01 AM
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Young1
post Oct 9 2005, 09:05 AM
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In Friday where Smokey goes and yells at Debbie for hooking him up with that girl


*Pounds on Door* Debbie get yo azz out here!

Debbie: What??

Smokey: Why you hook me up with that fat azz bald girl!

Debbie: who? Rita?

Smokey: YEA!

Debbie: Rita is not fat she just big boned....

Smokey: SheeeeeeeiiiiT! that girl wide on all sides! talking bout she look like Janet Jackson

Debbie: ooooo no she didnt go there...

Smokey: Yea, b!tch got out the car looking more like FREDDIE JACKSON!


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post Oct 9 2005, 10:10 AM
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QUOTE (Young1 @ Oct 9 2005, 04:05 AM)
In Friday where Smokey goes and yells at Debbie for hooking him up with that girl


*Pounds on Door* Debbie get yo azz out here!

Debbie: What??

Smokey: Why you hook me up with that fat azz bald girl!

Debbie: who? Rita?

Smokey: YEA!

Debbie: Rita is not fat she just big boned....

Smokey: SheeeeeeeiiiiT! that girl wide on all sides! talking bout she look like Janet Jackson

Debbie: ooooo no she didnt go there...

Smokey: Yea, b!tch got out the car looking more like FREDDIE JACKSON!


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laff.gif laff.gif laff.gif laff.gif laff.gif haha nicegoing.gif

ok ok others from friday


"Mr. Jones: I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the sh*t out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure."


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this scene always cracks me up, just his expressions

"Dad: Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen! In the goddamn refrigerator! Eatin' up all the food. ALL the chitlins... ALL the pig's feet... ALL the colleygreens... ALL the hog-mows. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs FEET!"

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and this one, think it goes like this

"Smokey: you see i play mind games with d-bo, he tells me to shut up...i be quiet, but as soon as he gone...i talk again"


LOL LOL


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...Dumped the b1tch down the next block!
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post Oct 9 2005, 04:20 PM
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THE "JIVE" CONVO IN AIRPLANE!!!!


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post Oct 9 2005, 06:39 PM
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laff.gif laff.gif laff.gif Smokey has the funniest quotes...I'm wit Goomba

"you see i play mind games with d-bo, he tells me to shut up...i be quiet, but as soon as he gone...i talk again" nicegoing.gif nicegoing.gif


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EcuaRican
post Oct 10 2005, 01:25 AM
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QUOTE (OrtizThaDBBomber @ Oct 9 2005, 02:39 PM)
laff.gif laff.gif laff.gif Smokey has the funniest quotes...I'm wit Goomba

"you see i play mind games with d-bo, he tells me to shut up...i be quiet, but as soon as he gone...i talk again" nicegoing.gif nicegoing.gif

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post Oct 10 2005, 11:02 PM
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"this isn't where i parked my car!?!!" from Eurotrip


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