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 Oct 9 2005, 08:12 AM
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 THE GUINEA GORILLA  Group: Members Posts: 4,646 Joined: 14-September 04 Member No.: 474  |
ill start with the best comedy of last yr, anchorman
"Ron Burgundy: Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's women. Brian Fantana: I don't know, Ron. Ron Burgundy: Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises! And then our children will form a family band! And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!" ---- "Ron Burgundy: Ron Burgundy: [when talking to Baxter] Ron Burgundy: What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay. " -------- "Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. [Veronica turns and walks away] Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you. " ------------ Ron Burgundy: [thinks Baxter the dog has just called him] Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee. -------------------- Hickory Dickory Dock. Some chick's been sucking my c0ck. Clock struck two, dropped my goo...
...Dumped the b1tch down the next block! |
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Oct 9 2005, 09:01 AM
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 Gossip Girl Group: Members Posts: 6,443 Joined: 13-September 04 From: The Land of Make-Believe Member No.: 470 |
*Yawn*
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Oct 9 2005, 09:05 AM
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 Who else seen the Leprechaun!? say YEAAAH! Group: Members Posts: 9,489 Joined: 21-March 04 Member No.: 76 |
In Friday where Smokey goes and yells at Debbie for hooking him up with that girl
*Pounds on Door* Debbie get yo azz out here! Debbie: What?? Smokey: Why you hook me up with that fat azz bald girl! Debbie: who? Rita? Smokey: YEA! Debbie: Rita is not fat she just big boned.... Smokey: SheeeeeeeiiiiT! that girl wide on all sides! talking bout she look like Janet Jackson Debbie: ooooo no she didnt go there... Smokey: Yea, b!tch got out the car looking more like FREDDIE JACKSON! 
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Oct 9 2005, 10:10 AM
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THE GUINEA GORILLA Group: Members Posts: 4,646 Joined: 14-September 04 Member No.: 474 |
QUOTE (Young1 @ Oct 9 2005, 04:05 AM) In Friday where Smokey goes and yells at Debbie for hooking him up with that girl *Pounds on Door* Debbie get yo azz out here! Debbie: What?? Smokey: Why you hook me up with that fat azz bald girl! Debbie: who? Rita? Smokey: YEA! Debbie: Rita is not fat she just big boned.... Smokey: SheeeeeeeiiiiT! that girl wide on all sides! talking bout she look like Janet Jackson Debbie: ooooo no she didnt go there... Smokey: Yea, b!tch got out the car looking more like FREDDIE JACKSON! haha  ok ok others from friday "Mr. Jones: I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the sh*t out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass. That's my pleasure." ------------ this scene always cracks me up, just his expressions "Dad: Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen! In the goddamn refrigerator! Eatin' up all the food. ALL the chitlins... ALL the pig's feet... ALL the colleygreens... ALL the hog-mows. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs FEET!" ---------------- and this one, think it goes like this "Smokey: you see i play mind games with d-bo, he tells me to shut up...i be quiet, but as soon as he gone...i talk again" LOL LOL -------------------- Hickory Dickory Dock. Some chick's been sucking my c0ck. Clock struck two, dropped my goo...
...Dumped the b1tch down the next block! |
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Oct 9 2005, 04:20 PM
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 god Group: Members Posts: 21,658 Joined: 17-March 04 Member No.: 50 |
THE "JIVE" CONVO IN AIRPLANE!!!!
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Oct 9 2005, 06:39 PM
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 Pussy Killz Group: Members Posts: 11,778 Joined: 17-March 04 From: Daytona Beach, FL Member No.: 35 |
Smokey has the funniest quotes...I'm wit Goomba "you see i play mind games with d-bo, he tells me to shut up...i be quiet, but as soon as he gone...i talk again"
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Oct 10 2005, 01:25 AM
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 She`s a Killah* Group: Members Posts: 4,363 Joined: 16-March 04 From: X marks the Spot Member No.: 33 |
QUOTE (OrtizThaDBBomber @ Oct 9 2005, 02:39 PM) Smokey has the funniest quotes...I'm wit Goomba"you see i play mind games with d-bo, he tells me to shut up...i be quiet, but as soon as he gone...i talk again"
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Oct 10 2005, 11:02 PM
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Nuevo Group: Members Posts: 13 Joined: 10-October 05 Member No.: 1,306 |
"this isn't where i parked my car!?!!" from Eurotrip
-------------------- CAMBIA TU MENSAJE/CORAZON DE LA MUERTE
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