Monthly Archives: July 2013

PC Memories of Butter – President’s Choice Butter Substitute

July 15, 2013 at 10:40 AM ET – In the mood for some no frills shopping? Next time you’re in Canada and need an alternative to “I can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”, give this depressingly-named President’s Choice generic substitute a try.

President's Choice memories of butter substitute

Fail Video – Liquor Store Worker Jumps Over Counter After Thief

July 10, 2013 at 7:15 AM ET – When you see someone stealing from a liquor store, sometimes your best bet is just to let the police handle capturing the thief. Such is the lesson learned by the manager of a liquor store in New Haven, Indiana.

In a new video uploaded by a store employee, a shirtless man can be seen on CCTV walking into the business to grab a bottle of Jim Beam liquor before making a quick escape. When the 54-year-old manager witnessed what happened, he quite literally sprang into action. The potential crime fighter hopped over the counter, only to realize that he’s not quite as athletic as he was in the old days.

The uploader of the video informed us that the other employee seen in the video was able to get the license plate of the thief’s getaway vehicle, but so far the Jim Beam bandit hasn’t been caught. Watch the video:

liquor store worker jumps over counter after thief

Boondocks: How “Grandad’s Pork Swine Delight” is Made

July 10, 2013 at 2:30 AM ET – In the mood for some Soul Food next time you have Sunday dinner? Try Grandad’s Pork Swine Delight, by Robert Jebediah Freeman. Pork Swine Delight consists of two pig knuckles glazed in honey, pig tongue marinated in butter for two days, chitlins soaked in hot sauce, drizzled with mayonnaise, and then set to harden on Grandpa’s back porch in three pounds of cheddar cheese.

Warning: consumption of Pork Swine Delight may lead to “The Itis.”

grandad's pork swine delight

Dashcam Video – Car Flips Over on in Langley British Columbia Accident

July 9, 2013 at 11:41 PM ET – A new video uploaded to Youtube reveals a surprise crash that took place in Langley, British Columbia in Canada on Monday. The video, uploaded by Andy Zbisko of Langley, reveals a car flipping over on Highway 1 as the dashcam in his girlfriend’s Mercedes captures the entire incident on video. Surprisingly, everyone in the flipped sedan suffered only minor injuries, and were released from the hospital shortly after being treated.

Zbisko can be heard in the video yelling “oh my God”, but in friendly Canadian fashion, a number of witnesses pull over to help. Watch the video:

car flips over accident in Langley British Columbia

Prank Video – Dropping an iPhone Borrowed from Random Stranger

July 9, 2013 at 11:15 PM ET – Ever been asked if someone can use your cell phone for just a moment? How would you react if they dropped it? Youtube funnyman Yousef Erakat finds out the answer in his latest video, in which he borrows a prank victim’s iPhone only to drop a fake plastic one on the ground. Watch the video:

dropping borrowed iPhone prank video

Video – David Attenborough Narrates Football Hooligan Fight

July 9, 2013 at 11:02 PM ET – Sometimes the animal world isn’t much different from that of humans. English broadcaster Sir David Attenborough, best known for his narration of various BBC wildlife shows, has found his voice dubbed over a recent soccer hooligan fight that took place in Sweden. Sweden’s GAIS and Denmark’s FC Copehagen and Helsingborg IF fans recently duked it out in a road halfway between their cities to prove which football firm was the toughest. One Youtube user saw fit to use the British broadcaster’s narration of an animal faceoff as a voiceover for the football hooligan brawl.

Warning: video contains violence that may offend some viewers. By watching this video, you confirm that you are at least 18 years of age or older.

David Attenborough Narrates Football Hooligan Fight

Video – Old Man Pond Dives & Catches Rainbow Trout Bare Handed

July 7, 2013 at 10:24 PM ET – There’s nothing like fresh fish for dinner, but Douglas Owen proves that you don’t even need a fishing pole to make a catch. Looking a bit like a Santa in his off-season, Doug can be seen diving into the pond behind his home in this new video, and coming up with a rainbow trout in hand.

man catches rainbow trout bare hand

Hand-Crafted Pork Sausage with… Gummy Bears?

July 5, 2013 at 9:55 PM ET – Your eyes do not deceive, that is indeed pork sausage with the famous rubbery-textured candy. Interestingly enough, this isn’t a new food fad. In 2011 a meat market in Hugo, Minnesota began selling gummy bear bratwursts.

It was at that time that the owner of Grundhofer’s Old-Fashion Meats was on the receiving end of a prank by his friend, who not only suggested the meat market sell gummy bear brats, but would send potential customers to the market to ask for fictitious sausages. Meat market owner Spencer Grundhofer ultimately decided to call his buddy’s bluff, and began offering brats made from sausage and whole gummy bears. The sweet and sour sausages became a hit, with Grundhofer making as much as 75 pounds of Gummy Bear brats weekly.

Hand Crafted Pork Sausage with Gummy Bears

Raw Video – 28 Hurt in Simi Valley Fireworks Explosion Accident

July 5, 2013 at 3:44 AM ET – A new video uploaded to Youtube Thursday evening reveals the events that unfolded when several dozen people suffered minor injuries during a 4th of July fireworks show in Simi Valley, California. According to a report by the Los Angeles times, at least 28 people suffered from minor injury after fireworks set off in Rancho Santa Susana Community Park began exploding and firing towards the crowds watching the show. Commander Stephanie Shannon of the Simi Valley Police Department stated that the unexpected occurrence was the result of an accident.

In the new video which reveals the moment of the fireworks show mishap, a man can be heard saying “That wasn’t supposed to happen.” Watch the video:

 Simi Valley fireworks explosion accident video